FILE NO. 57-K  /  EYES ONLY

Department of Condiment Intelligence

Office of Overdue Reunions · Washington, D.C.

DATE: SEPT. 28, 1957

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CLASSIFIED OPERATION

OPERATION KETCHUP

SUBJECT: CRAWFORD, MATT

It's been too long. This file contains everything you need to get caught up. Proceed with caution. Bring fries.

MAKE CONTACT →
DCI — 57-K CRAWFORD, M.
IDENTITY: OBVIOUSLY MATT

WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED DISCLOSURE SUBJECT TO CRIMINAL SANCTIONS, OR AT MINIMUM, A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER.

§ 1 SUBJECT DOSSIER

NAMEMatt Crawford
CODENAMEKETCHUP
COVERFounder, SASTA Solutions
SPECIALTYBuilding things faster than anyone expected. Including himself.
KNOWN WEAKNESSAnswering texts promptly
LAST SEENBehind a laptop, 2:14 A.M.
STATUSACTIVE

§ 2 MISSION BRIEFING

TO: Everyone I owe a phone call

FROM: Agent Ketchup

RE: Catching up

Life has been moving at full speed, and somewhere along the way the check-ins slipped. Operation Ketchup is the fix: one file with where I've been, what I'm building, and how to reach me.

Consider this your official briefing. I'd love to hear what you've been up to too.

— M.C.

§ 3 FIELD REPORTS

  1. OP. SASTA

    SASTA Solutions

    Home base. Software and AI systems for small businesses that want to punch above their weight.

    ONGOING

  2. OP. NEUFIDELITY

    NeuFidelity

    Brain-health technology. The subject reports this one is genuinely fascinating.

    ONGOING

  3. OP. PRISM

    The Prism by SASTA

    A media platform with an AI named Herb who handles the calls so humans don't have to.

    ONGOING

§ 4 MAKE CONTACT

The dead drop is open. Use the approved channel below. Code phrase: “Pass the ketchup.”

CHANNEL A Encrypted Telegram(email) CHANNEL B Diplomatic Pouch(LinkedIn) CHANNEL C The Red Phone(text me)